"Now, that would be funny. Save the eggplants! Save them from the terrible cabbages!" He makes up a scenario for the sake of humor. "The cabbages, no doubt, are their ancestral enemies, and have finally found a way to wipe all the eggplants off the face of the earth. We must do all we can to prevent that from happening. Red Team to the battle! Blue Team to comfort the eggplants! Orange Team to deactivate the deadly bomb that is about to be dropped on the eggplant cities."

He nods. "I'd love to wear black again, too. I really wish the train would take notice of our desires." He brightens and adds another team motif to the imaginary mission. "Purple Team to the backstreets, to find and steal the cabbage-warriors' weapons caches and bring them back to the eggplants! Prevent the awful crime of vegicide!"