The apple bounced straight off the book's cover, injuring only its dignity. "H-hey!" That was a legitimate question! What's with the assault? And what happened to the 'no wrath' thing?!

Sometimes he didn't understand girls at all!

"Hey, when I got my title, people were just getting stuck with them. Totally arbitrary. You got yanked from wherever you were, except instead of getting stuck on a train, you became a god. So clearly it works a lot of weird different ways out there!"