"SWEET?!" Zetta roared, practically falling out of midair. "It's not sweet! It's just common sense! You don't break up a pair like that. Especially since Elfnein grows up into a total babe and it'd be weird as hell for her to get there with him still being a kid!"

Stop calling him on having feelings, Persephone, these mental justifications only get more tangled with time!

"I could stick his soul in something, but that's not ideal. There's got to be another way!"