“I mean, I’m a mercenary, you know? So its not just a hobby, its a way of life really. So lay it on me, blondie, what are you packin’ on the ole’ nametag that you feel good about making fun of my name? I’ll have you know my name has meaning, rich in tragic backstory.” He waved a pair of leather pants threateningly, as though he were going to toss them.

What a punk, picking on his super cool superhero name. Deadpool was an awesome name, way better than something generic like Iron Man or Spider Man or Something Else Man. If he was boring like that, they may as well just call him Dead Man.