“Can you vomit on the goblins if you’re gonna? I’ve been covered in my share of puke back in the day but right now isn’t really the time, you know?” He watched the arc of the hand through the air and smack a goblin, his brain providing a nice comic book splash effect as it connected.

“Nice shot, too bad we can’t just give you a pile of hands to th- Holy Canada that hurts you dickholes!” He shrieked as another arrow caught him in the back. “These goblins fuckin’ suck, I wish I had some grenades or something, can’t you web them or something to keep them from firing?”