"No you're not okay or no you're not stressed? Don't worry, I won't spew any bodily fluids on you unless you ask, scouts honor." Wade actually winked, the motion unfortunately coming across just fine with the mask.

"So like what's your team up to? Hopefully not killing since you're wigging out about one little missing finger. That's not even the worst that's happened." He paused, for dramatic effect. "I could tell you about getting torn in half, or losing the whole arm."