"Don't worry about it, Squeamie. Just accept the things I say as really funny jokes, it's what everyone else does. Anyway, can you like, see ghosts and stuff? Are there any ghosts on the train?"

What a weird job to have and sound so.... corporate about. It sounded so cool in theory, but Death probably wouldn't let him hunt down spirits after what happened in some of his comics. Damn you, 2D Deadpool, ruining things for him. Anyway, things were getting a little esoteric in his head here. Back to interacting with other people normally.

"Also, how dare you I am perfectly innocent, the only person more innocent than me on this train are Sunshine and the little pink girl!"