Meanwhile, Cassie has readied a diversion of her own to cover the bounding elf. She stands before the bearshark with her arms outstretched and her middle fingers raised.

"Hey, Fangface! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you fat furry fuck!"

She stomps her right foot on the ground, letting green energy surge through her feet. Dust and rocks kick up into the air beside her.

Then she does it again, and again. It looks a little like something she learned watching wrestling with her dad.