badassfreakingoverlord: (books can't sweat)
Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] middleofsomewhere 2020-06-02 12:54 am (UTC)

Uh.

Crap.

Zetta quickly mulled over his options, as nervous sweat trickled blatantly down his cover. Okay, first off, demons didn't have friends. She knew that, so she wouldn't take offense if he said no, right? But right now she seemed like she might even knowing that. But if he said yes, he'd be a laughingstock to every other demon! But if he didn't say yes, she might take off, and he didn't WANT that!

...unless. He could say yes and just tell other demons he was manipulating her to get in her pants! Yes, the perfect answer.

"...I like hanging out with you, and you're fun to be around, and interesting. So if that makes you a friend... yeah, I guess you are."

The idea that he was telling the truth never occurred to him, despite not one word of it being a lie.

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