He moves a hand up to dramatically grab at his chest. Like he can feel the pain directly in his heart!

"So that's what you were out for all along.. Just my points.. I can't take this anymore!" He quickly stands up. "I can't take this anymore! I'm leaving..!"

Inigo is already halfway through dramatically taking a step away before he turns back to Tidus, the dramatics fading in less than a second. ".. Honestly, though, I really should go look to see if my boyfriend is actually out there having fun right now. I'll see you later, alright?"