"To the boat? It was a cruise ship, and they just hit...a giant whale! Right on its backside. It tickled the whale, but that meant it flapped a fin and made the boat turn over!"

Wow, how creative.

"It's okay though. Nobody died! And even their things floated over in suitcases and trunks. Some games too, if you don't want them getting bored. Maybe some TV? How does some TV sound?"