"What?" It comes out of Tidus's mouth before he can even thinking, head turning to Inigo, everything about him baffled. Incredulous. What is this knife at his throat? Is he really doing this? To him?

"Whose side are you on?" Because there's an obvious side to be taken here, and it's more offensive not to take the bro side and to go for fair and justice! Roland's ninety, they're both the same age! Roland can't get offended, he's too old and expired to know what offended means!

It certainly loses Inigo the arm in any case, 'cause cops don't get comfort. But there then come in the higgledys, and Tidus, with another no-brainer comment coming out of his mouth:

"Can you set him on fire?"

You know. Just asking.