Nor do I. I simply have a fool of a friend who made that very mistake and reduced his clothes to tatters.

[ She folds her arms over her chest and does her very best to sound exasperated, but she sounds more fond than anything. ]

He ended up shuffling around like a beggar until we could find somewhere to provide him with new clothes! It was quite a catastrophe. For him, at least. I just thought it was funny.