...and here Wen Qing's feet don't quite obey her, and she needs to do some impressive waving of her arms to keep from landing face-first on the ground.

"You did what?!" she snaps, giving Xue Yang a wide-eyed look caught somewhere between horrified and outraged. "If this is a joke, it's a terrible one!"

Well, if it isn't a joke that's even more terrible but...