First of all, rude of both of them to assume he's actually dead when he was just trying to catch his breath and make sure the world wasn't spinning when he stood up next. But apparently, the force of the collision knocked his reflexes out with him, and whatever leeway was granted of him to avoid all this nonsense flew straight out the window the moment his nose was pinched...hard. Not like it was broken or anything, but it might as well be with the ache on a tender spot by the bridge, cartilage sore from impact. Roland immediately sits up and tries to pry Inigo's hands off of his nose as nicely as possible. "P-Pup, please stop...!"
Though it's difficult to remain calm about it all when 1. he is now speaking with closed nostrils as he soothes his own nose, making the typically serious-sounding man go completely nasally, and 2. Tidus, how dare????
"That's not how you do CPR!" And more than that, Roland adds with a hand against his hip, addressing him with a Face that could stop ships from sailing. "And why are you shirtless? I'm the one you drenched in sea water!"
Case in point - a gross and wet Roland with leaves sticking on his back.
delinquents both of you
First of all, rude of both of them to assume he's actually dead when he was just trying to catch his breath and make sure the world wasn't spinning when he stood up next. But apparently, the force of the collision knocked his reflexes out with him, and whatever leeway was granted of him to avoid all this nonsense flew straight out the window the moment his nose was pinched...hard. Not like it was broken or anything, but it might as well be with the ache on a tender spot by the bridge, cartilage sore from impact. Roland immediately sits up and tries to pry Inigo's hands off of his nose as nicely as possible. "P-Pup, please stop...!"
Though it's difficult to remain calm about it all when 1. he is now speaking with closed nostrils as he soothes his own nose, making the typically serious-sounding man go completely nasally, and 2. Tidus, how dare????
"That's not how you do CPR!" And more than that, Roland adds with a hand against his hip, addressing him with a Face that could stop ships from sailing. "And why are you shirtless? I'm the one you drenched in sea water!"
Case in point - a gross and wet Roland with leaves sticking on his back.