"Turns out their filters are pretty bad," she agrees, turning the page. His appearance gets a grand total of six eyes looking him up and down. It would have been two, but she's digging the snake look. Creepy, but also kinda cool. He'd make the internet shit bricks, for sure...

Another page turns, since the other four eyes are still trained on it. "But that's their problem! Guess we'll just have to be the bigger demons and live it up out here."