"D-Don't even joke about that! If I died and came back, I would've been one of the Risen!" Dude, different worlds, different rules for the undead!

Thankfully it's not as if Inigo sounds genuinely upset about the idea. Sure, the Risen may be a traumatic thing for him at the core, but while they're just stupidly messing around like this, he can kind of joke about it.

Even though it sure isn't making him look any less like a kicked puppy at this point.

"And I'm sure I'm alive! But I can feel something really odd in my stomach from time to time! I'm a ticking time bomb..!" (Okay, he's just stupidly overdramatic at this point.)