"Well, since at least one version of each of them want to marry each other, I doubt it."

Is it said as dryly as Alice can possibly manage? It sure is. But come on, it's so ridiculous to her that she can't help but talk about it that way. It's just too strange to think about. Them talking about marriage here, but A-Qing having to worry about them hurting each other back home. Ridiculous.

"That being said, if you want to be careful about it, you can always make sure the messages are vague enough that he might not realise who they're coming from."