"Uh huuuuuh." Uh huh, uh huh, listen to this very convinced and interested tone. "In that case, I don't need to tell you much! Although, since I know what it's like being in a city like this--" to a degree "--maybe I should give you some practice for what we might get asked! 'Cause when we walk in, we might get stopped by a guard."

A guard, Inigo!

"And they'll say, 'Show me your ID'!" It sounds more excited than intimidating when he mimics the demand, voice returning to normal as he asks: "So? What're you gonna do?"