[Zag gets a ping on his phone from someone, and of course he assumes it's due to the absolute shitshow the city has become. Maybe his father, maybe his aunt? Maybe cousin Perse?
But no, instead, it's a private message from holy shit it's Alvin fucking Murphy of the I Ship It podcast. Give him a minute to freak out that his favorite podcast host sent him a message personally. Okay, something witty, something witty...]
only one? lmao. definitely a blowjob then! unless he's dforce in which case tell him I'm dead
[And then Zag opens the picture that came with it. And... it's the cute law student guy from the Diagnet? No. No, it's Thanatos, his friend, his protector, his partner-in-crime. How could he have forgotten? Than. Than must need him right now. How could he have been so stupid to fall for these illusions again?]
where is he right now? can you send me a map pin of your location? I'll come find him right away
just sliding in here like a creeper
But no, instead, it's a private message from holy shit it's Alvin fucking Murphy of the I Ship It podcast. Give him a minute to freak out that his favorite podcast host sent him a message personally. Okay, something witty, something witty...]
only one? lmao. definitely a blowjob then! unless he's dforce in which case tell him I'm dead
[And then Zag opens the picture that came with it. And... it's the cute law student guy from the Diagnet? No. No, it's Thanatos, his friend, his protector, his partner-in-crime. How could he have forgotten? Than. Than must need him right now. How could he have been so stupid to fall for these illusions again?]
where is he right now? can you send me a map pin of your location? I'll come find him right away