"They've done both. Multiple times." He grimaces. "Walking in on a conversation of whether they'd rather destroy or experiment on ghost me is a great way to kill any motivation I had to tell them."

A shrug. "Ghost scientists and ghost hunters. They spend most of their time inventing anti-ghost weapons."

He thinks a moment. "It's probably because my town gets invaded by ghosts several times a day. Plus all the times we had a mass invasion."