Wash is, quite frankly, real tired of this shit. It's not enough that they're up against someone who makes Marky Mark's theatrical oeuvre look like a masterpiece - no, this asshole has to pull the fight your friends card.
Fortunately, Wash has three things going for him when facing off against the illusory Tucker in front of him: 1. He taught Tucker just about everything he knows about fighting; 2. He picked up a few talents on Faerun that Tucker wouldn't know about; and 3. He knows for a fact that Tucker and everyone else on his team and world and goddamn dimension is gone, consumed by the ravenous extradimensional force known as the Hunger.
So really, fuck all of this.
Disarming Tucker and putting him in the dirt doesn't take too long - there's something to be said for Champion, and for the fact that this Tucker facsimile was accurate enough to the original to be distracted by an attractive blonde woman throwing fireballs and stopped fighting to make jokes about his dick - and Wash is once again on the goddamn warpath against an entity that had killed people and fucked up worlds in an attempt to get back what it had lost and oh god dammit that's it, isn't it. He casts Thaumaturgy again.
"YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOSE ENTIRE WORLD IS GONE!"
Wash is not above ripping open his own wounds to make a point.
"EATEN BY THE DARKNESS WHEN ALL YOU COULD DO WAS WATCH!"
He pauses long enough to hurl a fireball through someone else's illusion - c'mon, snap out of it, they have a job to do - and keeps going.
"BUT YOU CAN EITHER FIGHT BACK, OR YOU CAN GO AFTER EVERYONE WHO'S TRYING TO HELP, AND LET ME TELL YOU, YOU MADE THE WRONG DECISION!"
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Fortunately, Wash has three things going for him when facing off against the illusory Tucker in front of him: 1. He taught Tucker just about everything he knows about fighting; 2. He picked up a few talents on Faerun that Tucker wouldn't know about; and 3. He knows for a fact that Tucker and everyone else on his team and world and goddamn dimension is gone, consumed by the ravenous extradimensional force known as the Hunger.
So really, fuck all of this.
Disarming Tucker and putting him in the dirt doesn't take too long - there's something to be said for Champion, and for the fact that this Tucker facsimile was accurate enough to the original to be distracted by an attractive blonde woman throwing fireballs and stopped fighting to make jokes about his dick - and Wash is once again on the goddamn warpath against an entity that had killed people and fucked up worlds in an attempt to get back what it had lost and oh god dammit that's it, isn't it. He casts Thaumaturgy again.
"YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOSE ENTIRE WORLD IS GONE!"
Wash is not above ripping open his own wounds to make a point.
"EATEN BY THE DARKNESS WHEN ALL YOU COULD DO WAS WATCH!"
He pauses long enough to hurl a fireball through someone else's illusion - c'mon, snap out of it, they have a job to do - and keeps going.
"BUT YOU CAN EITHER FIGHT BACK, OR YOU CAN GO AFTER EVERYONE WHO'S TRYING TO HELP, AND LET ME TELL YOU, YOU MADE THE WRONG DECISION!"