Murphy's made it to the park by the time he sees the person with the inappropriately ice-related name show up with a person in his tail. He's managed to find himself a sword by this time, but yeah. No flying. Can't fight like that. Certainly nothing prehensile attached to his butt for that hands-free experience.
He gestures loosely.
"Hey! There are some monsters over there at least five times my size. I can make bad life choices but one of them is not being a walking carcass and taking on a purple saber-toothed polar bear or whatever that is."
Though he guesses, in their own way, everyone is a walking carcass.
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He gestures loosely.
"Hey! There are some monsters over there at least five times my size. I can make bad life choices but one of them is not being a walking carcass and taking on a purple saber-toothed polar bear or whatever that is."
Though he guesses, in their own way, everyone is a walking carcass.