You could also just be dead. Illusion!dad just continues to look amused, though it's a look that gets directed at Tidus - a figment playing off his own thoughts, and he has to turn away, in a show of Don't you dare make a dumb joke. Because when there's two boss battles happening x miles away from you and in a finale thread, now is the time to be having a dumb father-son moment.

"Yeah, he's real old." Regardless, Tidus is allowed to make dumb, dry-stated jokes, and a huff of laughter leaves Jecht. But this is probably not what's really important, with Tidus assessing the situation, and how...upside down this got. Quite like their company is.

"Look, you should get out of the way." Not to be all awkward, but... "He's my illusion, so I should...get rid of him. You don't need to worry about me."

Potato, would you like to be right way up? We hope you do, since Jecht is flipping his sword, and - tada! You can now sit on it top side. What a perfect kind of sword to end up on?

'Kid misses his dad,' Jecht says far too easily for a sour-faced Tidus. 'You make sure he doesn't cry once he's done.'

"Do you have t--!" Ugh! "You're annoying, even when you're fake!"

Please don't mind us being weird about dads we're acknowledging as fake, little potato.