And suddenly he's a magic fucking horse. Like he's in a goddamn Disney movie out of nowhere. Or that one sad unicorn movie where... Hell he doesn't remember what happened, it was a long time, but it was sad.

This isn't the type of unicorn virgins swoon at though, is it? It's the type monks summon. He doesn't even know what this is.

"Yeah, okay," he says after clumsy shock, mottled eyes looking all over Taiki and radiating a lovely aura of What The Fuck? He goes with it, though, mounting his crewmate. He should really be used to this by now. "This is my first time on a... this... so be gentle."