...yeah, that's a tough one. Seems like almost everything has some level of spice here. I deal with it by trying to find the milk substitute.
[ And oh boy, story time! ]
So as you know, spice that's concentrated enough can cause pain. Where I'm from, people who feel they're in danger but can't carry a gun carry pepper spray---basically, it's a liquid extract of the spiciest peppers, and when you spray it at someone, it blinds them for a while. Police officers have to get sprayed at the academy so they know what they're wielding and figure out how to work through the pain, and that was definitely not fun.
But joke's on them, 'cause I got sprayed before that! I got a super-spicy lollipop in high school, and my friends and I thought we'd microwave it to make a sauce, right?
Well, we forgot that heated liquid becomes gas. So we gassed the whole apartment and our moms found us pouring milk on our eyeballs and crying for mercy. Think we might've gotten a few things backwards there.
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[ And oh boy, story time! ]
So as you know, spice that's concentrated enough can cause pain. Where I'm from, people who feel they're in danger but can't carry a gun carry pepper spray---basically, it's a liquid extract of the spiciest peppers, and when you spray it at someone, it blinds them for a while. Police officers have to get sprayed at the academy so they know what they're wielding and figure out how to work through the pain, and that was definitely not fun.
But joke's on them, 'cause I got sprayed before that! I got a super-spicy lollipop in high school, and my friends and I thought we'd microwave it to make a sauce, right?
Well, we forgot that heated liquid becomes gas. So we gassed the whole apartment and our moms found us pouring milk on our eyeballs and crying for mercy. Think we might've gotten a few things backwards there.