Wooow? Wow. This sure is a lot of crap about a person that he will never tell another soul. And also? Sucks, majorly. No wonder Alice is having a tough time - does she have a lot of downtime, even?

(Explains her scary resting face, too.)

"Those sound like stupid men," Tidus agrees, but he thinks he's got something from this too. "Alright, well - it won't be 'til platform time, but why don't we give her a treat? I'll help," he offers, "but it'll be better coming from you. A... tea party - we can order one from the shop. And how about we ask for something you like too? A favourite cake, or pastry - to go with the tea."