[She’s definitely heard it, but how is she to tell whether that noise is from furniture or a bus running through the lab wall or whatever. So she ignores it.]
Thank you for your confidence, but that is bad practice! I am not supposed to be left unsupervised. [oops?] Please come by to look at the raw data in-person to verify, but these appear to be the important emails:
Subj: ALERT Contents: DO NOT TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
Subj: NOTICE: System Maintenance on x/x/xx Contents: Dear all, please be aware that system maintenance will take place on...
Subj: IMPORTANT: Changes to Laboratory Regulations Contents: As announced last week, regulations for Laboratories have been updated. We need to check that we are still compliant...
[Is she transcribing and forwarding every email with an “important” tag? Yes she is. She did say she couldn’t be trusted.]
no subject
Thank you for your confidence, but that is bad practice! I am not supposed to be left unsupervised. [oops?] Please come by to look at the raw data in-person to verify, but these appear to be the important emails:
Subj: ALERT
Contents: DO NOT TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
Subj: NOTICE: System Maintenance on x/x/xx
Contents: Dear all, please be aware that system maintenance will take place on...
Subj: IMPORTANT: Changes to Laboratory Regulations
Contents: As announced last week, regulations for Laboratories have been updated. We need to check that we are still compliant...
[Is she transcribing and forwarding every email with an “important” tag? Yes she is. She did say she couldn’t be trusted.]