Ah yes, the sociopathic level of torture that was... What's New Pussycat... Truly Sam was driven to cruelty beyond all human reasoning. Who knew what other acts of violence he was committing? Hot sauce in milk, perhaps? Signing Jack up for spam emails, even.
Behavior on par with war crimes, all of it. How cruel of Yondu to sit by over there on the bench and let it happen!
"Hell yeah I do!" Sam chirped cheerfully, picking through some other rocks. "Buuut I'll probably send like... At least two more before I get distracted. Don't have a really great attention span-oh neat this one's got like a skag shape on it!" He puts that one in a bag, but for collecting not throwing. "So you don't have any messages to send at all huh? That's pretty crazy. I was convinced everyone else did, considering no one's shut the hell up about this river since that announcement. You'd think it was the only thing worth talking about."
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Behavior on par with war crimes, all of it. How cruel of Yondu to sit by over there on the bench and let it happen!
"Hell yeah I do!" Sam chirped cheerfully, picking through some other rocks. "Buuut I'll probably send like... At least two more before I get distracted. Don't have a really great attention span-oh neat this one's got like a skag shape on it!" He puts that one in a bag, but for collecting not throwing. "So you don't have any messages to send at all huh? That's pretty crazy. I was convinced everyone else did, considering no one's shut the hell up about this river since that announcement. You'd think it was the only thing worth talking about."