If Link had been befuddled before, he was sincerely and completely bewildered now. Granted, he'd had a few weird moments in the past day or so---finding a tattoo he didn't remember getting, feeling incredibly happy to see his twin when they had just had breakfast together that morning---but, this was a new level of strange.

He wondered if he should try to text his dad for a ride.

"Why would you need a gift?"