"It's performative. Like a whole dance thing, judged on how complex it is and how little you fuck up the moves. And it has tight outfits."

Look, he's a shallow man of shallow needs and he can appreciate something pretty and performative and built to last. All of his club dancers were like that!

"Oh, and certain moves are illegal 'cause you can maybe kill yourself or your partner if you get it too wrong."

Just merrily discussing figure skating after all that end of the world talk.