So Familiar a Gleam: Diagnet!

[voidtreckermods]

This post are for network posts using the phones that all citizens of Diagad own. The phone connects to the internet- which is mostly full of the latest heroics of the city, warnings from the government and plenty of cat videos.

There is a popular forum space for the city where people can post in text, video or voice notes. There is also a phone book that lists everyone in the city for direct messaging.

Comments

[obliviouspatriarch]

[That takes him at least five minutes before there's any response, too busy choking on a piece of chicken and his alcohol in horrified shock. Making sure he's reading all of that correctly.]

COME AGAIN, HE HAS WHAT NOW?

[weifinder]

Hand. Cuffs. As in the restraints that go around the hands.

[obliviouspatriarch]

I don't need to-- Are they fuzzy ones?

[weifinder]

Wait, wait, there are fuzzy ones?

[obliviouspatriarch]

There are! In all different colours too! And fuzziness!

[a minute or two later, a picture is sent with a pair of extra fuzzy hot pink ones.]

See? Fuzzy ones!

[weifinder]

( He's staring at these pink fuzzy things with near zero comprehension and starts laughing. )

No, no, where are purple ones, I bet if they were fuzzy they'd be purple!

[obliviouspatriarch]

[Now he's just going to send a bunch of purple handcuffs, of varying shades and styles, all fuzzy and leather with chains on them even! Cackling as he does so, proud of himself too!]

I have more if you need more examples. The ones with chains are the good ones.

[weifinder]

Share, share! What about the chains makes them better?

Though... Not related, my cuter half, but I've found Sizhui. He's doing okay, and he's out of the illusion's grasp full time.