He will whole-heartedly advocate turdly children having the full potential to grow up to be good rebels and strong thinkers, but they also make for exhausted and frustrated parents.

"Nah, not really. No more than gettin' your hand smacked." Saying, Oh I've been shocked with tasers and shock-prods before and it's way less than that is not the most helpful description, he realizes, so he doesn't.

"Mostly somethin' touches it, it shocks 'em a li'l bit, and after once or twice they go 'nah I don't like that,' and stop makin' motions to get by it."