So Familiar a Gleam: Diagnet!

[voidtreckermods]

This post are for network posts using the phones that all citizens of Diagad own. The phone connects to the internet- which is mostly full of the latest heroics of the city, warnings from the government and plenty of cat videos.

There is a popular forum space for the city where people can post in text, video or voice notes. There is also a phone book that lists everyone in the city for direct messaging.

Comments

Anonymous | Posted to gossip forums

[unrecovered]

So. That whole "Voidtreckers" thing. Anybody hear anything good?

Anonymous

[spikelet]

+1 every1s talking about it but no1s saying nething new

[dyingpro]

does anyone else think it's weird that dforce isn't saying anything??

like ok vague yet menacing government agency, don't tell us what they look like or anything useful

Re: Anonymous | Posted to gossip forums

[gentle_jim]

anyone who believes that stuff is an idiot.
I'm thinking about selling tin foil hats.

Anonymous

[unrecovered]

Thanks for your opinion. It's been filed in the appropriate place.

[Attached is a jpeg of a trash can with a single paper sticking out of it.]

Re: Anonymous

[gentle_jim]

so I'll put you down for one, then? Srsly where's the proof?

Anonymous

[unrecovered]

Wow, it's almost like I'm trying to figure out if any exists! Do you have any leads or just a shitty side hustle?

Re: Anonymous

[gentle_jim]

so you believe this shit without any evidence?
and just incase you're one of those guys who blames the sky changing colors on the stupid VT theory - its frickin air pollution. get your head out of your ass.

Anonymous

[unrecovered]

I literally just said I was trying to figure out if any evidence existed but go off I guess

CW: Implications of non-existent pet death

[zombiemessiah]

I'm sure the pets are going missing because of air pollution, too. Please. This is creepy shit.

Obviously someone's eating them.

[gentle_jim]

i didn't say anything about the pet stuff.
what's creepy is you coming in here talking about eating puppys. srsly what is wrong with you?

its just chip malfunctions. why do you guys always have to blow things up and blame crap like aliens and zombies???

[zombiemessiah]

I didn't blame zombies, I'm blaming voidtreckers. There are all kinds of signs that they're around.

[gentle_jim]

okay but none of these 'signs' are actual proof. two people got into a fist fight at the casino last night because one of them was wearing too much orange. that's the kind of crap this leads to and it pisses me off.

[zombiemessiah]

If someone was wearing orange willingly they probably deserved it.

[dyingpro]

well fuck construction workers then I guess

srsly tho, wtf are we supposed to do about this? wear nothing but green and yellow and various shades of black and beige?

fashion police better take me now because there's no way in hell I'm showing up anywhere in goldenrod or whatever the fuck pretentious word for yellow is in fashion this season

[jingyeets]

Bet it's "saffron"

All of it sounds like fear mongering u know, it's scary having the sky do weird things but that's not making it any better to go all SPY ON UR NEIGHBOURS FRIENDS COWORKERS report bs this is going toward

wanna know how many weird people i see each day on the job? all of them. all of them are weird. possibly dangerous. know what we don't do? start calling in the forces on weirdoes being weird and potentially dangerous, or else shouldn't half the training centres shut down for remodeling for the time being?

[dyingpro]

sounds exactly like what a voidtrecker would say, lmao

[gentle_jim]

You wanna say that to my face and not just over the internet, assmunch?

[dyingpro]

so there's this thing on the diagnet called a joke

u ok fam?

I'm not sorry

[sirentologist]

Do make sure they are large enough for your ignorant heads.

Anonymous

[blitzcheer]

is any1 really going to leak anything good here

its just voidtrekers screwin around so what
nothin new

anon

[labcatte]

I saw a Voidtrekker. They were wearing a backwards baseball cap, carried a hoverboard, and said 'How do you do, fellow citizens?'

[They're just fuckin with you.]